All in a Day

All in a day
March 8, 2012

“He was our hero, if only he had a message!”
-of an 83 year old man who we thought would be a great advocate against VAW/G (violence against women and girls). When asked about the topic, he went off topic.

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“How do you know my name?” It’s the second time this guy calls me by my name, and I have no idea where I know him from. Or do I?

“I’m just psychic. Give me your palm, and I’ll tell you something about yourself.”
I readily give him my hand, preparing to be taken aback by him disclosing something few people knew about me.

“Fempact.”

I burst out laughing. He’s a fake & a phony! Fempact means nothing to me. FEMNET on the other hand is where I work.

“Your lines are blurry” he protests.

I look down at my palm and see very clear lines in every which direction.

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“He can be gotten.” In response to my questions about the whereabouts of a man

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“Can I pay my bills now?”
“No, it’s better you pay in the morning before you leave.”
“What if I simply leave without settling my bills?!”
“Oh, not to worry. We know people, who know people, who know people —-(wait for it) at the airport!”
“I see….there’s no negotiating that one then. Especially them being at the airport and all…”
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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. memoirsofabiker
    Mar 25, 2012 @ 12:11:00

    hmmmm …..i must admit that the psychic was on a roll…….

    Reply

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